Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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