If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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