She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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