just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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