We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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