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i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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