omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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