I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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