And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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