sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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