toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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