And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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