everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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