Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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