so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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