Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
