Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize
