I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
