theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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