You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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