direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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