Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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