im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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