i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My vagina is very pro this idea
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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