Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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