yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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