k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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