i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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