i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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