you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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