i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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