So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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