It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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