summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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