His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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