Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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