But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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