where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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