He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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