just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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