Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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