So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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