I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Ladies don't puke and tell
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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