I just made out with a guy for $7.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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