Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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