Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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