What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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