If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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