remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Nicole vs. Life
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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