Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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